This small town is a little over three hours’ drive from Melbourne and worth the trip. (It’s not as sleepy as Google searches can make it seem.) The best way to find out what to do in Port Fairy is to ask people who’ve visited. Enter, us.
The town may be small, but the list of things to do is long. We’ve included some adventurous and not-so-adventurous options. Get your friends together over food and split up for activities and remember, it’s a walkable town, so if any these ideas don’t do it for you, check out the place next door.
Where to stay?
Cosy up in a historic whaler’s cottage. You’ll find plenty of centrally located too-cute stone cottages listed on Airbnb. If your preference runs hot for modern amenities (can’t function without aircon?), opt for the riverfront condos along Moyne River.
Where to brunch?
You’re off to see The Farmer’s Wife, so follow the yellow Dutch bike. It’s tucked down a narrow laneway, and while the view isn’t much to call home about, their scrambled eggs and smashed avo are on point.
The Farmer’s Wife Harvest Cafe | @farmerswifeharvestcafe
47 Sackville St, Port Fairy, 3284 | (03) 5568 284
Break-off: Mid-morning meander
Peruse The Port Fairy Community Market. Its 100+ stalls include food trucks, fashion, fresh veg, jewellery, art and handmade er’thang. The market runs Saturdays in January, then pops up on the second and fourth Saturday of each month.
The Port Fairy Community Market | Railway Place, Port Fairy, 3284
Break-off: Mid-morning adventure
Take a self-guided walk, spot the wildlife and learn about the area’s Aboriginal Heritage at Tower Hill Wildlife Reserve: a mammoth volcanic crater only 20-minutes’ drive from Port Fairy. Tip: If an emu charges at you, raise your hand straight up above your head.
Tower Hill Wildlife Reserve | 105 Lake View Rd, Tower Hill, 3283
Where to for lunch?
Save yourself. You had a big breakfast.
Break-off: Afternoon angle
Go fish. If you want to stay close, drop a line off Moyne River and catch a bream, mullet, and silver trevally. You may score a snapper up by the river’s entrance. Grab a recreational fishing license from the Port Fairy Sports and Toy Store and research size and bag limits.
Port Fairy Sports and Toy Store | 64 Sackville St, Port Fairy, 3284 | (03) 5568 1788
Break-off: Afternoon adventure
Book a snorkel safari and swim with the fish. These generally begin at 2pm. Tip: Pick up underwater housing for your smartphone and use this opportunity to snap some pics for Instagram.